A view of Vauxhall Gardens in the mid-1700s.

There can be little doubt that Vauxhall Gardens was one of eighteenth-century London’s most successful entertainment venues. While there are no precise records of the numbers of people who visited the Gardens, references drawn from several contemporary sources suggest that it must have been tens or even hundreds of thousands a year. An edition of The Scots Magazine from 1739 noted that entrance to the Gardens cost a shilling and that “not less than one thousand shillings are received each evening”. The contemporary historian John Nichols offered a similar assessment, writing that “about an hundred nights make the season of Vauxhall; and the average of about one thousand persons per night is supposed to make a good season to the proprietors.” On special occasions such as the opening and closing nights of the season, the Gardens could expect to welcome several thousand guests in a single evening. The open-air banquet and sailing regatta hosted by the Duke and Duchess of Cumberland on 25th June 1781 for example, was said to have attracted a crowd of some ten thousand guests.

These visitors would have expected to spend several hours in the Gardens and the proprietors soon realised that substantial profits could be made by selling refreshments to this captive market. During the first half of the century, catering operations at Vauxhall grew from a simple stall selling quantities of cold beef and beer, to a full kitchen and waiting staff capable of serving meals to guests scattered across several onsite dining locations. The menu was kept relatively simple, as both a nod to the fashionable taste for faux rusticity and a practical means of accommodating the difficulties of catering for an unpredictable number of guests at short-notice. Cold meats, salads and cheeses made up the majority of the savoury dishes on offer, with a selection of pastries, cakes and custards being available to follow. To drink, guests could choose anything from eye-wateringly 5371_Damn-thee_1000expensive champagnes to more reassuringly English refreshments, such as mugs of beer and cider. Surprisingly, the popularity of the Gardens as a dining venue does not appear to have been diminished by the owners’ habit of charging extortionately high prices for small portions and low quality wines. Indeed, the prevalence of caricature prints making light of the puny plates of sliced ham, or the huge bills that could be quickly run up in the Gardens restaurants, suggest that Londoners embraced this rip-off as something of an in-joke and a barometer of metropolitan urbanity. Prints such as Cruikshank and Woodward’s A County Farmer & Waiter at Vauxhall (1796) clearly imply that being caught out by the high prices at the Gardens was a mark of provincial incredulity.

Of course, what goes in at one end has a habit of coming out at the other and all this talk of food raises the interesting question of sanitary arrangements at the Gardens. Our sources are largely silent on this subject, but what little we can glean from them suggests that the toilets consisted of huts covering an open-pit which were located somewhere along the north-western boundary of the site. Given the rudimentary nature of Georgian sanitation and the amount of traffic these toilets would have had to endure the summer months, it seems reasonable to assume that a visit to the Gardens’ “ordinary house” would have been a fairly hair-raising experience. Indeed, the humourist Christopher Smart felt moved to pose the following question to the readers of The Midwife: or, The Old Woman’s Magazine, in 1752:

In Sweet Vaux-hall I love to stray;
But wish it were completely gay;
In splendid scenes we drink and eat!
In sordid Hut evacuate:
Ah! Why, ye Gods! More care about
What we put in, than we put out?

Smart’s description perhaps explains why so many guests appear to have given the toilet a miss altogether and relieved themselves during a discreet stroll in the shrubbery. This seems to have been particularly prevalent on busy evening, when one assumes guests were expected to endure a long queue for the privilege of visiting the “sordid hut” by the north-west wall. One visitor, whose salacious account of the Gardens was published later in the nineteenth-century, bluntly advised his readers that “there were two darkish walks where numbers of women on masquerade nights went to piss.”

The only other reference to the toilets at Vauxhall comes from a caricature tentatively attributed to Henry Kingsbury and published by S.W. Fores. The Inside of the Lady’s Garden at Vauxhall (1788) purports to offer the viewer the opportunity of taking a peak inside the ladies toilets in the Gardens. We have no way of knowing whether the drawing is accurate, but it seems safe to assume that it had to beladys vauxhall realistic enough to appear credible and therefore offers us an reasonable approximation of what the “ordinary house” may have looked like. It consists of a small windowless room, lit by candlelight, in which several women are using a communal latrine while others attend to their makeup and clothing. On the floor around them are pages torn from an essay by Dr Leake, the famous purveyor of pills for venereal disease, which are being used as toilet paper. Their presence, along with the louche appearance of the ladies themselves, alludes to the slightly seedy reputation the Gardens had managed to acquire by the late eighteenth-century. Prostitutes were said to regularly ply their trade along the poorly-lit walks of Vauxhall and the management had to tread a fine line between respectability and ensuring their guests enjoyed themselves. They therefore seem to have adopted an informal policy of tolerating vice, so long as it remained discreet and by the end of the century the Gardens had become a noted haunt of prostitutes, homosexuals and cross-dressers.